Sex and Food flavored products: Thanksgiving in the bedroom!

Thanksgiving is about food and family of course. We started out writing about food-focused brand J&D’s, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases. Then we thought if Thanksgiving is about food, family and football why stop in the dining and living room. Let’s  see who brings you food-(flavored) goodies in the bedroom.

So here is our Thanksgiving list of food-(flavoured) for the bedroom.

Bacon-scented Underwear

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Food-focused brand J&D’s, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases, has launched a new line of meaty underwear, available for both men and women, which are infused with a strong smell of bacon.

Using what they describe as ‘advances in bacon-scented printing technologies from NASA’, the creators of the unique bacon-y briefs explain that they have ‘married the ultimate in comfort and cured meat’ in order to create the racy design.

“J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” the website description says of the underwear. “It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.” In order to infuse the underwear with a bacon-y scent which would last beyond a first-time wear, the creators of the bacon-scented lingerie embedded the fragrance into the ink used in its design, a technology which was indeed first created by NASA.

According to Justin and Dave, the men behind J&D’s, the underwear’s bacon scent “will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings”, with the website then adding a cheeky caveat that the length for which the aroma lasts ‘depends on the number of wearings and the strength of your own scent’.

Cookie dough lubricant:

Everyman’s dream of having cookies and sex.

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Cinnamon-Vanilla:

Cinnamon flavour for Thanksgiving. We love that those and many other flavours are available at Walmart!!

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walmart.com/c/kp/flavored-lubricants

 Chocolate spread and toys

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 Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties :

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 Kissable bodypaint : Food, artistry and sex

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 Edible Chocolate “Soap” :

This is basically a soap-shaped piece of soft chocolate that you rub on your partner in the shower. Then whatever you did not lick you spend 2 hours washing off.

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Candy panties

Caution : Please don’t choke on a candy while Candy is kissing your candy! Also really liked the product description

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Sex mints : Throat numbing oral sex candy

Go Deep Sex Mints : He goes longer, she or he goes deeper.  Throat numbing oral sex candy with Benzocaine.  Delicious mint taste that tingles down there. I just love the product description!  

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Trustex Flavoured Scented Condoms :

Feel the rainbow. Taste the rainbow!  Vanilla, Strawberry, Banana, Chocolate, Grape, Cola and Mint, all coloured to compliment flavour.

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 Whiskey Lube: How about a shot of  Whiskey(-flavoured) lube for the ride!

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And the last one just because we like the packaging!!

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Source :

J&D’s Foods – World Leaders In Delicious

Chocolatefantasies 

Walmart

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