Sex and Food flavored products: Thanksgiving in the bedroom!

Thanksgiving is about food and family of course. We started out writing about food-focused brand J&D’s, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases. Then we thought if Thanksgiving is about food, family and football why stop in the dining and living room. Let’s  see who brings you food-(flavored) goodies in the bedroom.

So here is our Thanksgiving list of food-(flavoured) for the bedroom.

Bacon-scented Underwear

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Food-focused brand J&D’s, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases, has launched a new line of meaty underwear, available for both men and women, which are infused with a strong smell of bacon.

Using what they describe as ‘advances in bacon-scented printing technologies from NASA’, the creators of the unique bacon-y briefs explain that they have ‘married the ultimate in comfort and cured meat’ in order to create the racy design.

“J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” the website description says of the underwear. “It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.” In order to infuse the underwear with a bacon-y scent which would last beyond a first-time wear, the creators of the bacon-scented lingerie embedded the fragrance into the ink used in its design, a technology which was indeed first created by NASA.

According to Justin and Dave, the men behind J&D’s, the underwear’s bacon scent “will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings”, with the website then adding a cheeky caveat that the length for which the aroma lasts ‘depends on the number of wearings and the strength of your own scent’.

Cookie dough lubricant:

Everyman’s dream of having cookies and sex.

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Cinnamon-Vanilla:

Cinnamon flavour for Thanksgiving. We love that those and many other flavours are available at Walmart!!

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 Chocolate spread and toys

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 Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties :

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 Kissable bodypaint : Food, artistry and sex

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 Edible Chocolate “Soap” :

This is basically a soap-shaped piece of soft chocolate that you rub on your partner in the shower. Then whatever you did not lick you spend 2 hours washing off.

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Candy panties

Caution : Please don’t choke on a candy while Candy is kissing your candy! Also really liked the product description

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Sex mints : Throat numbing oral sex candy

Go Deep Sex Mints : He goes longer, she or he goes deeper.  Throat numbing oral sex candy with Benzocaine.  Delicious mint taste that tingles down there. I just love the product description!  

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Trustex Flavoured Scented Condoms :

Feel the rainbow. Taste the rainbow!  Vanilla, Strawberry, Banana, Chocolate, Grape, Cola and Mint, all coloured to compliment flavour.

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 Whiskey Lube: How about a shot of  Whiskey(-flavoured) lube for the ride!

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And the last one just because we like the packaging!!

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Source :

J&D’s Foods – World Leaders In Delicious

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Objects of Desire: High-tech Adult Toys and The Future Of Sex

AI sex toy, Robotics, haptic interfaces, and more.

The future of sex is here…well around the corner with new technologies being applied to objects of pleasure. That was expected given the high propensity of humans for pain AND pleasure (love and war). There is a revolution in new technologies applied to sex but also a shift in mainstream culture about such objects. Continue reading Objects of Desire: High-tech Adult Toys and The Future Of Sex

Japanese-designed VR sex suit by TENGA.

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5 proven tips to success : Mathematics of love’ suggests the first 37% of your dating prospects won’t be worth your effort.

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Dr. Hannah Fry, a mathematician at University College London, has developed a practical theory for love that involves ruling out anyone you meet in the first 37% of your dating life. Continue reading 5 proven tips to success : Mathematics of love’ suggests the first 37% of your dating prospects won’t be worth your effort.

Cougar Dating : don’t worry your boyfriend may not be born yet!

 

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